I want to be a trillionaire, I want to hop out the lambo in drawls made from the skin of slayed dragons, I want to purposely build a habibi corner store in whatever gated community i live in (and he’s still gonna have the bulletproof window), I want to buy a loosey with a $100 bill, I want to invest money in developing the first bulletproof durag, I want to fly Amerie from where ever she’s at to my house every night at 11 PM to sing me to sleep, I want a customized alarm clock that says “you are the realest nigga up right now” every morning at 7am, I want Alicia Keys breast milk at my doorstep every morning so I could eat my cereal, I want Memphis Bleek to take his fitted off every time he steps in my crib, I want to take a picture in front of the pyramids in Egypt with 2 bitches clippin my toe nails one on each foot, I want a lot of shit, and I need to get this money tho.
Talks in 3rd Person*
Sais goes in over Drake’s Fancy Instrumental
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I think there needs to be a universal handshake that needs to be agreed upon.
Last week I went through the most awkward of moments with the greeting.
I went for a standard handshake and then someone greeted me with the pound (no battle rap).
Maybe my handshake terminology is a little off. Like I used to call what is now
regarded as fist bump a pound. Now some regard what you call I call “hood handshake”,
the more informal way of grasping hands sometimes connected with a half hug as a pound.
There’s so many slight variations, there might have to be a facial signal to accompany it.
There has been many a time i go for the “Informal grasph” Oh wait someone just put me on as
I’m typing this. When you do the hand grasp it’s a pound and a fist bump is a dap. So from this
point forward I will be using these terms.
There has been times where someone says hello and then they go for a (dap)fist bump. That’s cool I guess,
but I think that the dap should be only used for goodbyes. THe only exception I see for this would be
the multiple greetings (such as giving multiple daps when you see people at the barbershop). When
someone goes for a fist bump hello and I’m going for the pound I purposefully just make an awkward situation worse
by palming their fist like a basketball.
So my proposal is a wink.
You wink once for a dap two times for a pound. You already looking at someone’s face anyway so it works out.
The only problem is when someone gives you a dap/pound and looks away as they are giving it. I get into
“Barzini meeting watch for the traitors” mode when that happens. I feel as if someone looks away when
they greet you, you gotta keep an eye on them.
But anyway to wrap it up. One wink dap two times pound.
I’m about to start a video project with James Watts working on visuals for his new installment so I decided to make a video today for one of my favorites songs off the OverAchiever mixtape. Also available is a video download for Ipods/Iphones/Ipad after the jump.
For the lazy, Streetwear clothing brand was bought out by Shortypop for the sum of $20,000 for Shortypop to close down shop. Click the read more for the last part of the Death of Shortypop interview with owner Chandler Easley.
As you are reading this interview. Chandler the founder and driving force behind the Shortypop should have vanished from the internet or at least from his promoting of Shortypop. Being privy to this event I decided to conduct an informal interview with him.
